Lawrence Beaman Religion

The Lawrence Beaman religion is a brand new and improved religion, that I've created myself from the cracks and crevices of my twisted mind. THE real religion of Lawrence Beaman, I have no idea. Though, in his world talent may be your only redemption, and the sound of buzzers an expressway to hell. In the Lawrence Beaman religion, the angels are singing Ol' Man River so beautifully that even satan can't help but shed a tear. The Lawrence Beaman religion and much much more, coming to a town near you on America's Got Talent.