Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia Dolls

TY Beanie Babies just came out this month with two new dolls called the Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia dolls. Michelle Obama has expressed her displeasure by saying "We feel it is inappropriate to use young, private citizens for marketing purposes." Is it right to make dolls out of minors against their wishes, to try to make a profit? Amazingly, the TY company is now saying that these dolls were not even based on the Obama girls. When I visit TY.com at the bottom of the page is a flash banner that alternates images of Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia, as if they go together. Yet, the TY company is sticking to the claim that these dolls are not based on Sasha and Malia. Uh huh, right.

Mutant Parakeet

This video is of Whipper, a mutant parakeet. He has the "feather duster" mutation in parakeets, which makes it difficult for him to do normal parakeet activities. Whipper was abandoned at birth by his own mother, here's the video.

There May Be Life Off Mars!

Martian Times - According to a leading newspaper on Mars, new signs indicate that life may exist off Mars! Mars reporter for the Martian Times announced Thursday that researchers and scientists have discovered a tool that has them baffled. This tool seems to have the ability of measuring methane gas, and has a cryptic "N-A-S-A" engraving on it. It's as if some other life form is challenging us saying, "Hey, find out what this means." While Mars scientists are trying to figure out what this might indicate, the public is advised not to panic.

What It's Like To Be Bacteria

I grew up in a typical bacterial family, specifically of the Staphylococcus variety. My parents were extremely prolific, and I've lost the exact count of my brothers and sisters years ago. With binary fusion my parents would double every 10 minutes like other bacterial families, and we are estimated to number over five million trillion trillion in this world. We are everywhere, and have existed on earth for over 3 billion years. We like to live in the water, in the soil, in the air, on animals, under the earths surface, on human beings, everywhere. We are capable of exchanging genes with other microbes, and adapting to harsh conditions, such as antibiotic treatments. Many organizations such as PETO, believe we are the most capable form of life on earth.

Life as a Staphylococcus bacteria was quite enjoyable, until the human I was living on was abducted by aliens, and transported up to the mother ship. I don't remember much of it. A tunnel...bright lights...buzzing sound. What I do know is that when I was returned to earth I was human. At that moment in time, I realized I would spend my entire human life campaigning for the rights of microorganisms everywhere. For too long, microorganisms have been exploited to make food, treat water, create energy, experimental research, and even in weapons. Yet, do the humans appreciate it? No, they don't, they just try to kill more of us with their antibiotics of mass microorganism destruction. Well, enough is enough!

People For The Ethical Treatment of Organisms

PETO - We're PETO, the people for the ethical treatment of organisms, microorganisms that is. Microorganisms may include viruses, bacteria, fungi, archaea, protists, plankton, planarian, and the amoeba. We believe microorganisms should have a higher level of rights than humans do, because we were actually the first type of life on this planet. We live all over human beings, and many times they don't even know we're there! We were here before human beings, and will probably be here after. Here is a picture of me and my family, before I was abducted by aliens, and turned into a human being.

I'm the one in the lower right of the picture, you can see me waving if you look close enough. My past is a long story, but that's not important now, I'm here today to recruit new members to the people for the ethical treatment of organisms.

Membership Requirements
* No antibiotics! Antibiotics=Murder
* No baths, washing yourself is grounds for immediate membership revocation!
* Spread the word of microorganism superiority

There are human and animal rights organizations, it's time someone stood up for the rights of microorganisms. Did you know that there are more microorganisms on and inside of your body than there are cells that make up your entire body? We are alive, and it's time that we demand our rights!

PETO
People For The Ethical Treatment of Organisms, Microorganisms that is.

PETA Compared Holocaust Victims To Chickens

This is old news, but sometimes when I find something so outrageous, I just want to talk about it. In 2002 PETA ran a campaign called Holocaust on Your Plate. The exhibit visited 100 cities and showed eight 60-square-foot panels, each showing photos of factory farm and slaughterhouse scenes side by side with photos from Nazi death camps. Bill Maher, spokesman for PETA said "Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses." I understand that PETA cares about animals, I do too, but why do they have to compare holocaust victims to broiler chickens? Ingrid Newkirk, the head of PETA stated she was extremely surprised when Jewish people were hurt by this. Wow, get a clue.

The cover article for The Animals' Agenda (March/April 2002) is another example of equating the Holocaust with the farming of chickens. The cover story, "The Holocaust and Animal Exploitation" is written by Charles Patterson, author of Eternal Treblinka: Our Treatment of Animals and the Holocaust.

If PETA spent their time making rational arguments rather then being offensive and alienating everyone they would be much more effective. They still haven't learned their lesson. Reminds me of last summer when PETA was creating a campaign to exploit a man that was murdered on a bus. This man was totally unrelated to PETA, but after his murder, PETA created a campaign that said, "Manitoba. An innocent young victim's throat is cut...His struggles and cries are ignored. The man with the knife shows no emotion...The victim is slaughtered and his head cut of...His flesh is eaten. It still goes on!" Needless to say, the victims family was already devastated, and PETA just made it worse. Remind me to NEVER donate to PETA.

Vomit Ejector Patent

People that overdose on alcohol or drugs may drown in their own vomit because they forget to cough. Yet who wants to give them mouth to mouth? That's where the patent pending vomit ejector comes to good use! Simple push the vomit ejector against the patients neck to stimulate the cough reflex.

FIELD OF THE INVENTION

[0001] This invention relates to medical apparatus for the induction of reflexive responses in a patient. It has particular but not exclusive application to inducing a coughing reflex in human patients, and for illustrative purposes, reference will be made to such application. However, it is to be understood that the apparatus may be used in other applications, such as inducing other reflexive responses and/or similar responses in animals. Patent Application

The vomit ejector should not be used at parties, but by licensed doctors only.

Jesus Sightings, He's Back!

It's not my intention to offend any one with this post, but I'm fascinated with all the sightings of Jesus. They say he works in mysterious ways, but in an asparagas plant?

A gardener found this Jesus image above in an asparagus plant, supposedly it was just like this when he discovered it.

The people at eBay were no believers in this cheesy miracle: half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich whose owner claimed it bore the image of the Virgin Mary. Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last week, drawing bids as high as $22,000 before eBay pulled the item Sunday night. The page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being taken down. An e-mail Duyser received from eBay said the sandwich broke its policy, which "does not allow listings that are intended as jokes." But, Duyser, a jewelry designer who has bought and sold items on eBay for two years, insisted this was not a laughing matter. "How could eBay do this to me?" Duyser said Monday, hours before the online auction was supposed to have ended. Duyser thought eBay would be the best place to show off the sandwich, made on plain white bread with American cheese. It was cooked with no oil or butter. Duyser, 52, said she took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her from the bread. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand. At first, she was scared by the image, "but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world," Duyser said. The sandwich, she added, has never sprouted a spore of mold. (MIAMI, Florida, AP 2004)

KINGSTON, Ontario - An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus. Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay. A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what's purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site.(AZCentral.com, November 26, 2004)

"After having the sink for over six years, this Struthers homeowner says the timing of her discovery was ironic. “My daughter is a senior this year and I haven’t saved any money for college and we were going to move and buy this bigger home. I was kinda stressed out about it and I was thinking how am I going to do it all? That’s when I saw it so maybe I was meant to see it then." This lady said she found the face of Jesus in her bathroom sink, and was planning to sell it for $50,000 on Ebay!

Al-Qaida Blames Gaza On Obama

Al-Qaida's Ayman al-Zawahiri announced in a new audio message today that the Gaza invasion was Obama's gift to Israel. Since Al-Qaida doesn't get any electricity in the cave, they probably just don't realize that Obama is not even President yet. Ayman al-Zawahiri went further to say, "This is Obama whom the American machine of lies tried to portray as the rescuer who will change the policy of America," and "He kills your brothers and sisters in Gaza mercilessly and without affection."

Al-Qaida is encouraging attacks now on Israel and America. "Fight the Zionist Crusader campaign," al-Zawahiri said, according to SITE. "Strike its interests everywhere you can reach them. Support and back your mujahedeen brothers and children against them." I don't have a video of the new statements Al-Qaida made today, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to get that. But for your Al-Qaida viewing pleasure, here are the racist statements these losers made last month about Obama.

Palestinian Cartoons About 911

This cartoon was published on September 12, 2007 for the official Palestinian Authority daily to celebrate Bin Laden's 911 "victory".

Palestinian Media Watch